Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Sissy, eh?

So – I thought about responding to Kelly’s little sissy remark…but thought better of it (I figured she wouldn’t be able to take it - plus I ran about 5 miles and am feeling good before typing this). I figured the debut WaxOnWaxOff should be nice, fun and interesting. Besides, I really don’t feel like ripping on Kelly right now anyway…I think it’s enough punishment for her to be white, female & overseas in a Muslim country. Hahahahaha

So, here’s a neat little fact that you probably didn’t know…

Pfizer sells about 9 Viagra pills every second. Before the “little blue pill” became so popular, it was meant to be a treatment for hypertension and angina. It failed as a treatment for those conditions. The scientists at Pfizer were ready to call it quits on the drug when they started noticing an odd side-effect during testing…yep, they decided to remarket it as you know it today.

And that’s the truth, straight up.

PS - 3 days of blogging in a row...I'm even a little impressed myself... :P And Yes, it is 6:30am.

8 comments:

Kel said...

whaa, whaa, whaa (if I didn't know any better, I would have thought my two year old wrote your post)...if you can't s$&t, get off the pot. Frankly, I can't remember the last time I was "sick"...physically anyway. I do know I get sick, but I do not have the luxury of crying about it, sleeping in, or calling in late. "sorry, kids, I have a b12 deficiency, i'm really tired, so you won't be eating at all today, forget having your diapers changed, and you're just pretty much on your own." hahahaha ;)

So then next up is viagra. Yeah, I knew that. I went to a medical convention with my family in Gatlinburgh while I was at home this fall. My dad got all kinds of cool, free, stuff, but the best were these ink pens sporting Viagra name brand on the side. They are kind of folded on top of themselves and when you push this little button on the side....it comes up really slowly. It's funny. I'm sure he still has some if you want one to show around to your friends when you're not blaming all of your problems on a b12 deficiency :) And when you run out of hot rocks, he has some samples he keeps around for my grandfather if you want some of that too. HAHAHA ;)

f1rststory said...

hahahahaha - too funny! See Lisa, I told you she do that. ;)

Kel said...
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f1rststory said...

Kelly, I'm upset you deleted your other comment. I read it in my email. ;) Yes, I got the rolling eyes thing...hahaha - I think I started to get you "wound up", but you refrained. I'm impressed.

For the B12 thing - I was just trying to open up and share something personal that was going on with me...and then got slammed for it. Oh well, c'est la vie...

jk - you know I love ya ;)

Kel said...

yeah, you know i was joking, but i deleted it because it's hard to read people too well when they're just typing. I was meaning it in a horribly sarcastic way, but when i went back and read it, i thought it might not have been taken that way :)

Anyway, you share whatever you want, just know if I can give you a hard time about it. I will :)

f1rststory said...

oh, i know you will...if i really minded i wouldn't share. ;)

lisa said...

Now I'm wondering what he is capable of with some b12!y

Kel said...

HAHAHAHA! I'm sure he could scrub a few toilets!