tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-189752062024-03-07T13:07:17.620-05:00f1rststory<br><br>"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language. " - Mark Twainf1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.comBlogger387125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-16780872854424475482010-12-27T09:27:00.001-05:002010-12-27T09:27:41.070-05:00we're not kathlick...<div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><strong><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Three little boys couldn't get anyone to play with them</span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><b><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> and t</span></b></span><strong><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">hey decided it was because they hadn’t been baptized. So they went to the nearest church, but only the janitor was there.</span> "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us.</strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><b><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></b></span><strong><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Can you do it?"</span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><b><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span>the boys asked. “</b></span><strong><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Sure," said the janitor.</span> He took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet, and said, "You are now baptized!"<o:p></o:p></strong></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><strong><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Outside, they asked each other, "'What religion are we?"</span> One said, "We're not Kathlick, because they pour water on you. </strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">We're not Babits, because they dunk all of you in the water. We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you."<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"<span class="apple-converted-space"><o:p></o:p></span></span></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">They all joined in asking, “Yeah what does that mean?”<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">"I think it means we're Pisskopailians!"</span></b></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-61604899236697932792010-11-10T08:27:00.001-05:002010-11-10T08:28:35.608-05:00RockYou Top 20 Used Passwords...is yours here?So I thought I would post up the RockYou 20 most common passwords used in their accounts (and other areas like facebook) in order to ensure that you <br />
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A - aren't using one of these, and if you are, to change it.<br />
B - see how easy it can be to get into someone's account/computer (because not many people use strong passwords).<br />
C - learn about tools to help you generate passwords that are very hard to crack.<br />
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20 Most Common Passwords <i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">(source: Imperva's Consumer Password Worst Practices report on passwords disclosed in RockYou Media breach, via informationweek)</span></i><br />
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<ul><li>123456</li>
<li>12345</li>
<li>123456789</li>
<li>password</li>
<li>iloveyou</li>
<li>princess</li>
<li>rockyou</li>
<li>1234567</li>
<li>12345678</li>
<li>abc123</li>
<li>Nicole</li>
<li>Daniel</li>
<li>babygirl</li>
<li>monkey</li>
<li>Jessica</li>
<li>lovely</li>
<li>Michael</li>
<li>Ashley</li>
<li>654321</li>
<li>qwerty</li>
</ul><div>Now for 3 tools/links to use that helps you generate strong passwords </div><div><ol><li><a href="http://www.microsoft.com/protect/fraud/passwords/create.aspx">About Strong Passwords </a></li>
<li><a href="http://strongpasswordgenerator.com/">Generate Strong passwords</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.microsoft.com/protect/fraud/passwords/checker.aspx?WT.mc_id=Site_Link">Check Passwords for strength</a></li>
</ol></div>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-14139803088026466082010-10-27T11:02:00.000-04:002010-10-27T11:02:23.739-04:00Wired.com, MAPLight.org Launch Political-Influence Tracker | Threat Level | Wired.com<a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/10/influence-tracker/">Wired.com, MAPLight.org Launch Political-Influence Tracker | Threat Level | Wired.com</a>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-52231170006900662952010-10-22T09:53:00.000-04:002010-10-22T09:53:23.560-04:00Watch This Voting Machine Change Someone's Vote<a href="http://gawker.com/5670480/watch-this-voting-machine-change-someones-vote?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gizmodo%2Ffull+%28Gizmodo%29">Watch This Voting Machine Change Someone's Vote</a>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-64957167206178669792010-10-18T15:36:00.000-04:002010-10-18T15:36:43.006-04:00Desktop Linux: The Dream Is Dead - PCWorld Business Center<a href="http://www.pcworld.com/businesscenter/article/207999/desktop_linux_the_dream_is_dead.html?tk=hp_new">Desktop Linux: The Dream Is Dead - PCWorld Business Center</a>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-62501475233625400262010-08-27T09:20:00.002-04:002010-08-27T09:20:53.668-04:00Check it out...<iframe src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=f1rststory-20&o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=gift_certificates&banner=127JF9E4530CSFRCY4R2&f=ifr" width="300" height="250" scrolling="no" border="0" marginwidth="0" style="border:none;" frameborder="0"></iframe>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-84096667374919615102010-08-02T13:50:00.000-04:002010-08-02T13:50:17.242-04:00Chelsea Clinton's Wedding Pictures Pictures - CBS News<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-207_162-10004347.html?tag=related">Chelsea Clinton's Wedding Pictures Pictures - CBS News</a>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-24621256542570662632010-07-29T09:49:00.000-04:002010-07-29T09:49:24.453-04:00Bunker-busting ATM attacks show security holes - Yahoo! Finance<a href="http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Bunkerbusting-ATM-attacks-apf-439535708.html?x=0">Bunker-busting ATM attacks show security holes - Yahoo! Finance</a>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-16272532548639218832010-07-28T10:18:00.000-04:002010-07-28T10:18:34.898-04:00How the Anchoring Effect Messes Up Your Purchases and Estimates<a href="http://lifehacker.com/5598409/how-the-anchoring-effect-messes-up-your-purchases-and-estimates?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+lifehacker%2Ffull+%28Lifehacker%29">How the Anchoring Effect Messes Up Your Purchases and Estimates</a>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-13208832065704377682010-07-12T13:25:00.000-04:002010-07-12T13:25:36.700-04:00An Unfortunate Child? | Business Pundit<a href="http://www.businesspundit.com/an-unfortunate-child/">An Unfortunate Child? | Business Pundit</a>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-52321270316962021592010-07-09T11:54:00.000-04:002010-07-09T11:54:52.900-04:00Flights diverted, delayed as UFO detected hovering - 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Users report 'fault' on iPhone 4<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8759590.stm">BBC News - Users report 'fault' on iPhone 4</a>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-36290966130650922162010-04-06T14:14:00.002-04:002010-04-06T14:18:06.968-04:00Real to Reel going to $3 ticket prices starting April 16th 2010ABOUT TIME and I am pumped! Starting April 16th, Real to Reel theaters will no longer be a "first-run" theater and will be a sub-run/second-run theater...which basically means cheaper ticket prices and cheaper concessions!! Wohoo! I DO NOT mind waiting 3 - 4 weeks after the initial release of a movie in order to save tons of money and still see it in a theater. Heck, most of the time, i don't even get around to seeing a show until it's been out for a month or so anyway. Nice. Yep not even sure how public this is yet...but it is going to happen. :)f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-61231033725911815442010-03-02T09:20:00.002-05:002010-03-02T09:20:52.908-05:00Coolest Music Video Ever - OK Go - This Too Shall PassWow! You must watch this!!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-52577261918820641292010-02-10T11:10:00.000-05:002010-02-10T11:13:53.592-05:00Could this be you? If so, contact me - ASAP!PHP Developer - MSSQL Developer - Web Developer<br /><br />PHP Programmer with strong backend development skills Needed for Internet Driven Company! This is a growing Internet company located in East Tennessee and is actively seeking a mid to senior level PHP Programmer/Software Engineer with Web Development experience.<br /><br />Minimum Required Skills:<br />PHP Developer, MSSQL Database Developer, JavaScript, HTML, CSS<br /><br />What you need:<br /><br />- 3+ years of experience<br />- OO PHP (v 5+)<br />- MSSQL development (Replication strongly desired)<br />- MS IIS <br />- HTML, JavaScript, CSS<br />- Ajax<br />- Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science, Masters preferred or significant work experience<br />- Windows networking and Sys Admin experience a plus<br />- Java development a plus<br />- SEO experience preferred and a plus<br />- Strong verbal & written communication skills<br />- Excellent problem-solving skills<br /><br />Must be able to gather requirements, design, code and test independently as well as work jointly with the team. <br /><br /><br />What you'll be doing:<br /><br />- Instrumental in developing functional retail and market performing web sites<br />- Involved in full life cycle development process<br />- Investigating and monitoring trends in SEO and developing toward the leading trends<br />- Interface with marketing personnel, gather requirements, coding and development, support and maintenance<br /><br />What's in it for you?<br /><br />- Work with cutting edge technology<br />- Work in a casual, low stress, yet fast paced environment<br />- Competitive base salary<br />- 401K, employer paid insurance<br /><br />About Us<br /><br />We are a 22 year old company and we are the second largest wholesale marketing entity in the automotive aftermarket performance parts and accessories marketplace. We are an industry leader in ecommerce and are continually striving to be the number one choice of our target consumers on the web.f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-49246358088171925902010-02-09T11:06:00.000-05:002010-02-09T11:06:16.924-05:00TI stuffs WiFi, GPS, Bluetooth and FM radios on a single chip, UWB and LTE are like 'hello?' -- Engadget<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/02/09/ti-stuffs-wifi-gps-bluetooth-and-fm-radios-on-a-single-chip-u/">TI stuffs WiFi, GPS, Bluetooth and FM radios on a single chip, UWB and LTE are like 'hello?' -- Engadget</a>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-20137547848474016812010-02-05T14:40:00.004-05:002010-02-05T15:00:33.430-05:00Server For Sale - Specs - Brand New24GB 1333MHz DDR3 ECC RAM<br />Dual Intel XEON Quad Core E5504 (2GHz) Processors<br />(5) 500GB SATA 7200rpm HDDs<br />22x DVDRW<br />USB keyboard & mouse<br />850 watt Power Supply<br />SuperMicro X8DTL-I board<br />5yr warranty<br /><br />$3000f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-2748415266868962402010-01-26T16:56:00.002-05:002010-01-26T16:58:39.460-05:00IRON MAN 2 - AC/DC - SHOOT TO THRILLNew video for the new movie...filmed live last month in Buenos Aires during their Black Ice World Tour.<br /><br />too cool.<br /><br /><object width="575" height="324"><param name="movie" value="http://www.vevo.com/VideoPlayer/Index?videoId=USSM21000024&playlist=false&autoplay=0&playerType=embedded&playerId=62FF0A5C-0D9E-4AC1-AF04-1D9E97EE3961"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.vevo.com/VideoPlayer/Index?videoId=USSM21000024&playlist=false&autoplay=0&playerType=embedded&playerId=62FF0A5C-0D9E-4AC1-AF04-1D9E97EE3961" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="575" height="324"></embed></object>f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-79932269320393146432010-01-18T16:43:00.003-05:002010-01-18T16:48:12.802-05:00Cell Carriers Quick Reference Numbers - Verizon, AT&T, Sprint, T-MobileSo I saw this and thought it was kind of handy to have around...It's the quick dial numbers for carrier help/info etc on your cell phone. Verizon wireless, AT&T, T-mobile and Sprint. Enjoy<br /><br />Sprint Help Numbers<br />-Sprint billing summary: dial *4<br />-Customer service: call 1-800-Sprint1<br><br />AT&T Help Numbers<br />-Number Porting: 1-888-898-7685<br />-Customer Support: 1-800-331-0500<br />-General Billing: 1-800-222-0300<br><br />T-Mobile Help Numbers<br />-Account Balance: dial #225#<br />-Minutes Used: dial #646#<br />-Texts Used: dial #674#<br />-Customer Service: dial *611 or 1-800-937-8997<br><br />Verizon Help Numbers<br />-Account Balance: dial #225<br />-Minutes Used: dial #646<br />-Make a Payment: dial #768<br />-Customer Service: dial *611 or 1-800-922-0204f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-16262973353329101352009-12-15T11:55:00.003-05:002009-12-15T12:04:19.244-05:00The house that blew up in Knoxville TennesseeSo a friend/co-worker of mine sent this to me and it's insane...
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The parents were actually blown out of the house and survived with some minor injuries, but their 18 year old son was asleep in the basement and was killed. 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<br /><o:p></o:p> f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18975206.post-67867506960527592292009-11-20T09:04:00.001-05:002009-11-20T09:06:12.085-05:00Knowing when an Egg is Rotten - Rotten Egg test<b>Can you eat that egg?</b><p> If not sure you ought-ter,<br /> then place it in water.<br /> If it lies on its side,<br /> then it's fresh; eat with pride.<br /> </p><p> After three or four days,<br /> at an angle it lays.<br /> But, it still is a treat,<br /> so go on and eat.<br /> </p><p> Ten days, stands on end,<br />in your baking 'twill blend.<br /> 'Cause it's definitely edible,<br /> in your baking, incredible.<br /></p> But, if it floats on the surface,<br />that egg serves no purpose.<br />'Cause a floater's a stinker!<br />Out the back door best fling 'er!f1rststoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02120265639633939300noreply@blogger.com0